A university of North Carolina graduate was in a bar with a Duke graduate and an N C State grad...
They all three went to the bathroom together...When they finished, the Duke grad turned the hot water on full, soaped all the way to his elbows and rinsed...He looked at the other two and said, “At Duke, they taught us cleanliness!”
The N C State grad went to the sink, barely turned the water on and just got a dab of soap...He looked at them and said, “At State, they taught us thriftiness!”
The UNC grad shook his head and walked to the door..They asked, “Hey!! Aren’t you gonna wash?”
He turned and said, At UNC they taught us not to piss on our hands...”
Yeppers… An oldie, bug a goodie.. :)