The source error was my suggestion that they use the mop *bucket* with soapy water to clean the shelves and drawers out in the yard. Once “mop” entered their collective consciousness, it loomed like an enormous cat, scrambling their brain.
Great, so like a virus the word “mop” stuck in their head and then they tried to mop out the..
*Ugh*
Youth.
At least it wasn’t “we can blast it clean”