If there were no college, there’d be no football.
If there were no football, there’d be no brain damage.
If there were no brain damage, I wouldn’t be here tonight.
Judy Tenuta (I think)
May have been Julie Brown....
57 posted on 02/04/2019 7:14:46 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)