[jennychase]

Subject: In-Town Pool report 14 - depart cathedral

President’s motorcade rolling out of National Cathedral at end of Christmas service. It’s 11:51pm. Since we’ve not been in visual contact with POTUS for more than an hour, I can’t report on his exit from the church, or his interactions with others.

[STARLIT]

Snake Plissken ‏ ..... Chuckles Schumer will be visited by The Ghost of Christmas Past tonight, who will take him back to when he voted for border fencing. Then the Ghost of Christmas Future will show him the unkempt gravestone of the Democrat Party.