My “neighbor” across the street decided to erect two gates blocking an easement road access to my son’s property. He did this without asking or advising, in the middle of the night, complete with “no-trespassing” signs. His excuse? He’s ex-DEA and afraid of cartel reprisals. My appraisal? He’s an asshole. The gates came down with one phone call and one text. Once he realized small town America doesn’t tolerate strong arm tactics he folded like a cheap suit. Did I mention that he is retired? Lost fraternity, lost soul.