But because the lying liar Cohen lied, I would take it as true that Trump chewed up a piece of paper, except for the fact that Trump's self-admitted hygiene phobia is well-established and it defies credibility that Trump would pick up something from a table, not food prepared under certifiably sanitary conditions, and put it in his mouth.
Oh the conundrum. What's the explanation. I've got it.
They are both lying liars.