Option one: a rubber stamp reading This Passport not valid for Reentry into the United States.
Option two: A hemp rope or possibly a nylon one. Depends on if you're an old-fashioned traditionalist, or a pragmatic cutting-edge modernist. There is merit in either approach.
Or you can do it my way: cement mixer truck, bowling balls, concrete blocks, and captured traitor. Mix well.
Or you can do it my way: cement mixer truck, bowling balls, concrete blocks, and captured traitor. Mix well.
I like the way you think.
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