[moovova]

Oh no! 👍

[Boowhoknew]

Dammit, boy!

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

A 71 year old man enters the confessional and tells the priest, "last week I was driving home, and several almost-naked college girls comng out of a bar flagged me down and asked for a ride. They couldn't keep their hands off me the whole ride and when we got to their apartment...*the old man relates what happened in exact detail, you get the idea*...They arranged for me to pick them up the next evening, and the next, and the same thing happened each time."

The priest is aghast, his ears burning with the lurid details, and says "well, you're sorry right? As a Catholic you know that sort of thing is wrong?"

The old man says "oh no Father, not at all. I'm actually not even Catholic, I'm Jewish."

The priest responds "well, why on earth then did you come to confession?"

The old man replies "you heard me say I'm 71 years old, right? I'm telling everybody."

[NRx]

LOL

[Sergio]

bkmk

[ro_dreaming]

Little Johnny goes into confessional one Friday afternoon.

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have had sexual relations outside of wedlock”.

The father ask “Was it with the widow O’Leary?”

“No, Father, I don’t want to sully the lady’s reputation”

The father asks again “Was it the young Smith lass?”

“Again, Father, I don’t feel it right to tell you her name”.

The father, one more times asks “Was it one of the Roberts girls?”

Young Johnny says “I’m sorry father, I just can’t tell you her name. What is my penance?”

The priest tells him to do two Hail Mary’s and stay at home over the weekend.

Young Johnny says sure, father, I will.

As he’s leaving the church, Billy comes up and asks what Johnny got from the confessional.

Johnny tells him “Three good leads for a fun weekend!”