One cow says to the other, “I’m really worried about Mad Cow disease.”
The other cow responds, “I wouldn’t worry about it. It doesn’t effect us chickens.”
A New Yorker comes to Florida and following his map drives into a swap. When the trooper shows up, NY guy passes the DUI and shows the trooper the map. The trooper looks at the map and says “ Yep this is where your driveway should be”.
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench talking about how bad it is getting old.
First Guy: Nothing works and everything hurts, I never thought getting old would be this difficult.
Second Guy: Huh...I feel like a baby.
First Guy: How so?
Second Guy: Well, I got no hair, I got no teeth, and I think I just wet myself.