NASA now has an official plan for taking out asteroids

Glenn Beck website ^ | June 22, 2018 | Glenn Beck

[TBP]

Good to know. We don't have to worry about asteroids. NASA will save us.

[ETL]

[ETL]

[Ciaphas Cain]

NASA will save us.

God have mercy we're screwed.

[shalom aleichem]

Bruce Willis?

[Simon Green]

[Bryanw92]

Now we know why their mission was changed to glorifying Allah a few years ago. They are going to drive a truck bomb into the asteroid and they needed Muslim know-how to make that happen.

[bgill]

Send pic of Hellary and Debbie out to space and nothing will venture near.

[AndyJackson]

You mean NASA? But what about the collateral damage? You would end up taking out most of DC.

[plain talk]

Well Glenn Beck can scoff all he wants but what is HIS plan for preventing asteroids from hitting the Earth? The issue gets scant attention because such action might not be needed for 10,000 years or might be needed next month. Who knows? But one thing we do know from history is that a big rock will someday slam into the Earth again.

[null and void]

And?

[Oscar in Batangas]

Close... I’d have put Preparation H-Bomb/ -Balm(?)

[cgbg]

NASA = Never A Straight Answer

Fortunately, however, I have sources in NASA who given me the _real_ "above top secret" plan.

(1) Each "foreign" object will be registered, named and given an identity card. Yes, NASA will fly a vehicle to the object and put an American flag on it with the identity card on the flag.

2. NASA will issue a Request for Bids to determine which private contractor gets to deal with the "foreign object". This contracting process is expected to take between six months and a year.

3. In the meantime if the object is about to hit the Earth before the contracting process is complete a "Duck and Cover" booklet from the 1950s will be air-dropped to potentially affected areas.

4. If the object survives a collision with Earth it will be issued food stamps, Section 8 housing vouchers, a driver's license indicating its chosen sexual identity, a clunker vehicle, and free education at the local state university.

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[moovova]

[Patriot777]

I did always refer to my ‘little problem’ as asteroids, ticked off my mom nine ways to Sunday and made my daddy laugh. Now I have ‘tears’ and they ain’t from crying! :-O

[Patriot777]

I threw that rock 20 years ago, wow its still going..

[Patriot777]

They didn’t have that old school one in the game room at the movies today, waah..

[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

[YogicCowboy]

Yes.

They stole his design.

[UCANSEE2]

The plan would be to launch a spacecraft toward an asteroid that would change the asteroid's trajectory

Like the Muslims who drive a truck into a crowd of Americans ?