I’d pick Dan Bongino.
Definitely “the” guy!
First off, he’d push so many buttons on the right (leftie FBIes) people who would immediately “arm up” and split the scene (some 1960s speak!)
Bongino’s young enough to tackle that job and seasoned enough to know how the game is played.
Libs would give the RINOs hell for him but that would definitely stir the Swamp into so much murky soup that would cause a massive case of diarrhea throughout DC!
Buy some stock in popcorn!