[Rurudyne]

Their mother was a prostitute and their father a John who skipped out on paying the bill.

[M Kehoe]

“Their mother was a prostitute and their father a John who skipped out on paying the bill.”

That would make a great intro in a country western song.

5.56mm

[wastedyears]

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”