Intended as a light joke. Just remembering when I had it. You could cut my legs off and I wouldn't care.
I asked for another brand and asked my pa if morphine sulfate was fake morphine. Even from day 1 of the rx Ive been disappointed with its usefulness.
Then I read that things like loratabs, percadans, OxyContin and delauded were like 10,000 times more potent then straight morphine. That would be too strong for me and I would get addicted quickly.