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The Old, Blind Cowboy
The Coach's Team ^ | 5/9/18 | Unk

Posted on 05/09/2018 8:19:31 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax

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1 posted on 05/09/2018 8:19:31 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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A guy walks into a Bar...


2 posted on 05/09/2018 8:22:20 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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A guy walks into a Bar...

In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!

3 posted on 05/09/2018 8:32:16 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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So this baby seal walks into a club...


4 posted on 05/09/2018 8:35:12 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: Oldpuppymax

Lol!


5 posted on 05/09/2018 8:43:50 AM PDT by Dogbert41 (When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe. -Luke 11:21)
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Needed hilarity after commenting on bizarro thread about the free American Congressmen asking the monster responsible for the murder of our own citizens whether he views some methods of torture as inhuman!

Hahahahaha!

6 posted on 05/09/2018 8:44:57 AM PDT by The Westerner (Protect the most vulnerable: get the government out of medicine and education.)
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An Aggie walks into a bar with a bullfrog on his head.

The bartender says, “What in the world is that?”

The frog replies, “I don’t know. It started out as a wart on my butt.”


7 posted on 05/09/2018 9:05:28 AM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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Hahahahahahahaha!

I am joining you in PC Hell, because PC Heaven sucks...

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A blonde woman driving over the speed limit gets stopped by a blonde policewoman.

BLONDE POLICEWOMAN: May I see your license and registration please.

BLONDE DRIVER: Uh...okay. (hands registration to blonde policewoman and begins rummaging through her purse. This goes on for several minutes, as the blonde policewoman becomes more irritated by the second)

BLONDE POLICEWOMAN: Ma'am...is there a problem?

BLONDE DRIVER: (looks up helplessly) I...er...can't find it. What does it look like?

BLONDE POLICEWOMAN: (rolls her eyes in irritation, answers in exasperated tone) I can't believe this. It is small, rectangular, and has your face on it.

< BLONDE DRIVER: (rummages some more) I found it! (smiling brightly, removes a small compact mirror and hands it to the officer)

BLONDE POLICEWOMAN: (looking disbelievingly at the mirror) Good God. What a waste of time. You could have just told me you were a policewoman, and I would have let you go on your way!

8 posted on 05/09/2018 9:13:28 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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A rabbi, priest and imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “what is this a joke”?


9 posted on 05/09/2018 9:19:28 AM PDT by Fhios (Mr. Magoo or Rip Van Sessions?)
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A traitor, a communist, and a muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Good Evening Mr. Brennan.”


10 posted on 05/09/2018 9:23:39 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Oldpuppymax

Two peanuts walk in to a bar ...
One was a salted


11 posted on 05/09/2018 9:24:14 AM PDT by jimmango
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What do you call a blonde in a motorcycle jacket?

A rebel without a clue.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

12 posted on 05/09/2018 9:27:51 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.’

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, ‘It’s just 99 cents a word.’ Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable.’

The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word ‘comfortable?’

The brunette explains, ‘My sister’s blonde. The word’s big. She’ll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.’


13 posted on 05/09/2018 9:30:19 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Hehe, the blondes are taking it on the chin today!

Next up: Old white guys!


14 posted on 05/09/2018 9:30:42 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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That’s pretty good.


15 posted on 05/09/2018 9:31:43 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: rlmorel

very good


16 posted on 05/09/2018 9:37:47 AM PDT by novemberslady
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn’t! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, “Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down.”


17 posted on 05/09/2018 9:38:24 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Thanks


18 posted on 05/09/2018 9:38:35 AM PDT by novemberslady
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Two blondes are framing the front of a house. The blonde on the left is pulling nails out of her nail bag and examining them; if the nail is pointing toward the house she goes ahead and pounds it in. If, however, the point of the nail is pointing away from the house she tosses it away over her shoulder, discarding it as worthless.
After watching this go on for a while, the blonde on the left has finally had enough. "You dumb blonde, don't you know those nails are for the back of the house?!"
19 posted on 05/09/2018 9:41:41 AM PDT by notdownwidems (Washington D.C. has become the enemy of free people everywhere!)
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Ok, you’re triggering me. JUST KIDDING! I’m a blonde and I love blonde jokes.

(Especially after someone explains them to me…LOL)


20 posted on 05/09/2018 9:46:08 AM PDT by BlueHorseShoe ( Let us all speak out, rise up, lead and conquer! IÂ’m)
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