Those aint gunstheyre pipe cleaners.
Obviously not close to his dad, never played sports nor music for that matter, never been fishing or G-d forbid hunting. Never built a tree house nor worked on a car nor mowed the lawn for that matter. Never kissed a girl, even at age 19...
And the result of it all is the portrait we see here.
Oh well. No sympathy here. Not now. He's right next to the kid from Kalifornia who ran off to be a punk for the Taliban.