Where I worked, we would come in costumes ar Halloween...For a week before Halloween, I would walk around going “ARRRGGGG!!!”
Everyone said I would a pirate....
On Halloween, my wife found some 6 inch rubber sharks...She hung them by thread from a pair of shorts I had and I left my prosthetic in the car...Painted my nub red....And went as a “shark attack victim”....
I won the contest!!!ROFL
Should I ever lose my feet, I’m getting prosthetics shaped like cloven hooves, just for the shear joy of seeing the expressions on the TSA agents’ faces when they make me take my shoes off...
LOLOL!!
(((On Halloween, my wife found some 6 inch rubber sharks...She hung them by thread from a pair of shorts I had and I left my prosthetic in the car...Painted my nub red....And went as a “shark attack victim”....
I won the contest!!!ROFL)))
LOL....That is funny!
Just a note: my son sent to me a peg-leg pirate soft toy. I laughed hard over this gift. I think it is hilarious. . .mama, not so much.