Ah, you want a Beta-Male who couldn't lead a column of ants to a picnic with a 5 lb. bag of sugar. If only Mitt Romney were honest!
“Mitt” and “honest” in the same sentence?
Actually I think Nixon was pretty good as far as decorum.
OTOH the fact that Trump had to deal with lots of crooks and corruption in NY probably equipped him better for this gig than a law degree.