[IronJack]

I confess ... I blew a spitwad at Julie Jensen in fourth grade. It was patriarchal and oppressive of me, and I beg Gloria Allred and the strong, independent women of today to forgive me.

If they will send me their addresses, I'll mail each of them one of my balls as penance.

[RepRivFarm]

I’m worse than you!!! Right after I turned 18, I asked Julie Jensen....who was then 17.....out on a date.

She said “NO!”

That right there is an unwanted sexual advance on an under-age female.

If I run for office....I doomed!