Go to an independent fundamental Baptist Church.
Shoot, I might have to look one up right in Gainesville.
I thought that such a place might be so bigoted it wouldn’t want me... but I take my chances. If they don’t have a really wild hair like KJV onlyism (though that version does helpfully reflect an older mindset, so we could do a lot worse than have it as a pew bible) then I might just keep going there. Till I don’t have to anymore.