Maybe he should have called them bass-turds. Or thug bass-turds. Or dog abusing bass-turds. Or female abusing basturds, or...
Trump’s apology to the NFL
‘’l understand you’ve taken exception to my calling you sonsofbitches. l’m sorry. l apologize. l ask you to note that l did not call you anti-American thugs, low-life gangster wifebeaters, or pampered ignorant unpatriotic ingrates. But l did say sonsabitches. No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue... l apologize.’’
—adapted from The Life And Times of Judge Roy Bean