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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
BBC ^ | 5 September 2017

Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.

The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...


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You took it wrong. I see nothing wrong with being a LLer. It goes with my anti youtube anti snowflakeness.


61 posted on 09/08/2017 5:56:07 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative.)
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To: Original Lurker

>>A proper diet and quality TP you can wipe with 2 or 3 double-folded sheets.

Don’t know how true it is, but I’ve read that if humans ate the healthful diet they were meant to eat, the toilet tissue business would go belly up because there would be no need for wiping at all!


62 posted on 09/08/2017 7:12:44 AM PDT by fortes fortuna juvat
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>>You took it wrong. I see nothing wrong with being a LLer. It goes with my anti youtube anti snowflakeness.

Seems I missed something. What is an LLer?


63 posted on 09/08/2017 7:26:30 AM PDT by fortes fortuna juvat
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To: fortes fortuna juvat

Liveleak.com once u start you wont stop. Not for kids


64 posted on 09/08/2017 4:24:16 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative.)
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To: dangerdoc
Yeah, I was at NAS Cubi Point about 4 years before Pinatubo blew her stack...totally
destroyed Clark AFB, IIRC. I was there for about 3 months...the Squadron took us down
there from MCAS Iwakuni and left us there...good times.
65 posted on 09/09/2017 3:52:30 AM PDT by major_gaff (University of Parris Island, Class of '84)
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