[Billthedrill]

Well, I dunno. I'm not a big fan of summertime myself, but beer is the cure. Beer, that magical substance that cools you when the OAT is 103 Fahrenheit and your ballclub is losing 12-1 in the third inning. Beer, that can ease your apprehension when you're trying to shoot bottle rockets from yer butt cheeks on the 4th of July. Beer, that can help you make sense out of whacking a little white ball with a crooked stick and into a hole, where you take it out and do it all over again for some reason that is not entirely apparent in the absence of beer. "18 effin' times," as the late Robin Williams exulted. Beer, that nectar of the gods that consists of nutritious barley, poisonous hops, and just enough alcohol to make the woman (dear God, I hope it's a woman) at the end of the bar appear to be Helen of Troy. Beer, glorious beer!

It's also kinda good in winter. I mean, if what you really want to do is watch a football game topless in the middle of a blizzard. Let us praise beer!

[Berlin_Freeper]

Very well done.

[RipSawyer]

Ahhh, yes, beer the wonderful liquid that I used to live for and which now I am told raises my blood pressure. Beer, that heaven sent juice that gives me acid indigestion. Oh, well, at least water is much less expensive. There is still Muscadine wine, one of the greatest human inventions of all time as long as you don’t overdo it.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

” (dear God, I hope it’s a woman)”

LOL. I hope so too, for your sake.

[Big Red Clay]

One of my female co workers stated recently that “I just don’t get the appeal of golf”. I replied what other activity do men have where you get to drive around drunk in a little cart, use unlimited foul language, drink a sh!t ton of beer and insult the manhood of your friends while ogling and overtipping a scantily clad college girl every half hour and not go to jail? All on a beautiful manicured lawn? It is like heaven on earth!

Loved your post, especially the part about shooting bottle rockets from your butt cheeks. That made me laugh. I am a little suprised me or my friends never thought of that.

Beer does truly make the summer go better!