Posted on 06/02/2017 2:01:35 PM PDT by Rebelbase
My cat hacked up bigger hairball than usual. He sounded like hillary during a coughing fit.
Glo-bull warming caused it!
I was making tea this morning and the tag on the teabag fell into the cup. It was soaked - I had to pick it out and my fingers got wet - it was just ghastly!
I blame climate change.
Curse that pesky Donald Trump!
“It’s hotter today than yesterday.”
My personal weather drone shows 86. About 4-5 degrees hotter than yesterday.
We have stripped to our bvds or is that dvd’s and drinking Iced tea in front a fan. It is hell on earth with this dang Gorebull Warming.
Dang Trump!
Never mind that in most of America, our summer begins after Memorial Day!
So far so good. I think.
Nope...doing terrible.....
I got a rash on my Covfefe.....
Regarding correct predictions related to political correct global warming alarmism is the unaccountable, unconstitutional federal funding that you can expect to receive in the name of studying so-called global warming.
It’s overcast here, but so far no one’s out there screaming “the sky is falling.”
Our house is at about 25 ft above sea level. We leave our little boat on the shore by the cove for the winter and was hoping that the sea would rise enough to make it easier to get it into the water but nooooo. Got to push it down the bank and over the marsh grass. Just like every year.
Just after the announcement yesterday it turned very cold in San Francisco (just visiting!). Still very cool, no flooding, I can breath the air, and gonna make it.
Lightening and thunder here.
But the thunderclaps spell out in Morse Code:
M
A
G
A
Everything IS Covfefe Here!
My freedom hurts.
It’s been a while.
Otherwise, I’m OK.
Well I did observe that wild turkeys were in our front yard this morning, madly running around in a circle and viciously spurring at each other. This is new behavior today, yesterday I saw none of it. They know something is wrong and that the sky is imminently falling.
We’re enduring temperatures in the high 70s today. I don’t know how much more of this I can take!
How do you stop the Russian Olive trees from taking over the whole yard?
I’m wearing an extra layer of sunscreen just in case the Germans attack.
NPR reporter said there would be more terrorist attacks. I wish I were making that up, but I’m not.
I don’t know, they are on someone else’s property, I just get to smell them...
I live 3000 feet above see level. Soon to be beach front property. WHOO HOO!!!
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