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To: GraceG

I just expelled some greenhouse gases from my posterior. Does that make me an enemy of the state?


28 posted on 05/11/2017 4:21:13 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
"Does that make me an enemy of the state?"

It makes you a likely candidate to be fitted with a government-owned "methane harvester." I've heard they're somewhat uncomfortable to wear.

31 posted on 05/11/2017 4:39:12 AM PDT by Flag_This (Liberals are locusts.)
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To: central_va

Something tells me those gassed weren’t green.


39 posted on 05/11/2017 5:45:31 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: central_va

[ I just expelled some greenhouse gases from my posterior. Does that make me an enemy of the state? ]

Yus, and ze vill hunt yus down like the kapitalist pig dog yus are!


51 posted on 05/11/2017 10:07:08 AM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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