I use to have a small dog that was quite scrappy. One time I walked to the lake and there were a bunch of geese and a couple swans on the shore. This dog went and picked a fight with the geese and swans and they were having none of that. Dog starts yelping and hides behind me with an army of Goose and Swan shock troops chasing her. I pushed her away from me and said “you picked this fight dog, don’t bring me in to it.” We had to make a hasty retreat. She never went after geese again.
LOL!