[real saxophonist]

A saxophone is a woodwind because it uses a reed. Simple as that.

I don't know why, but the joke at the University of Northern Colorado was that viola players needed handicap parking spaces.

I have no idea why that was, musta been a string thing...

[right way right]

The low self esteem of the viola can be attributed to the fact that it often gets the least ‘important notes’ and sometimes it get ‘super easy parts’ because they “can’t play fast.” they are ‘neglected’ by composers.
It is a string thing.
I played viola through school, pretty girls play viola, I wish I had focused more on music and less on the girls.

[right way right]

The reed.
Of course, how reedarded of me.