[BeauBo]

Speaker is amazed that she is single at 31.

Apparently, despite her Ph.D., she can’t figure out that she is fat.

Try dropping fifty pounds, dropping the confrontational entitled attitude, and wearing a dress.

[Tax-chick]

She’s a cute enough lady, in a larger way. If she wore flattering clothes and had a sweet personality, she could probably find a nice man even at her age.

[Gideon7]

YouTube comment: “You want your man to be taller than you? Men want their girls to weigh less than them.”

[2ndDivisionVet]

She is actually right within my type, but I’m 57 and married. I’ve had many a girlfriend that looks like her though, and I don’t remember having a bad time with them, if you take my meaning.

[Paladin2]

Didn’t spinster teachers used to be thinner?

[KevinB]

Apparently, despite her Ph.D., she can’t figure out that she is fat. Try dropping fifty pounds, dropping the confrontational entitled attitude, and wearing a dress.

Bingo!

[rarestia]

She has a Ph.D.... in history.

...history.

History is one of the few courses of study that lends almost exclusively to teaching.

She’s not exactly gross, but she does have that bottle-of-cheap-red-every-night look to her. I say she’s got 30 to lose. She’s tall.