[ImJustAnotherOkie]

As my dear old daddy used to say, if you can't be a son of a bitch, then hire one.

[Mr. K]

I’ve done that! (without knowing it)

I had many apartments at one point- and I am such a sucker for a sob story, ...

So i put my ex wife in charge of collecting rent - OMG it was the one GOOD use of her single talent - bitchiness

[Blue Turtle]

I like that saying...so true too.

[tomkat]

Yer daddy was a smart man   ;-)

[Sequoyah101]

Similar to my Dad’s: “I don’t like lawyers but if I ever need one I’m going to hire the meanest, dirtiest, conivingist SOB I can find and I know right where he is.” Pittsburgh County, Oklahoma was the lair of the candidate.

[RegulatorCountry]

Sounds like the race to retain Kitty Hatfield in a divorce down my way.