(Man in big car pulls up to new California-USA border crossing--close to Jim Robinson's house (which is in the USA)))
(Man steps out. He slowly walks up to gate. He is a movie producer)
Producer (P): Hi, can I cross?
Border Guard (BG): So, Senor Big Shot Producer? How many California Pesos did your new movie make?
Producer (P): Oh, you mean Slap and Punch Trump?
BG: Yeah, the new one with Roberto Dinero and Mayrelera Stripo?
P: A billion C Pesos!
BG: That's great!
(Pulls out US $ to C Peso calculator) BG: Ooohhhh! That's over $50 bucks! Nice job!
P: So, can I cross?
BG: Ah... No.
(Producer sadly turns away. Gets in car. Car slowly drives off, leaving a huge cloud of dust as it leaves, due to environmental concerns about not using snail darter's water, and the USA cutting Lake Meade pipeline to the Republic of California...)
I like it