The one and only time I went to a Starbucks...I ordered “Coffee”
The pencil necked geek asked, “What flavor?”
I said “Coffee”
He said “What do you want in it?”
I said “Coffee”
He said “but, but, but...You just want plain coffee?”
That did it for me...
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I used to go to Starbucks just to provoke the staff.
I would as for an ‘American Coffee’.
‘What is an American coffee?’
‘You live in America and don’t know what an ‘American Coffee is? Maybe you should look for a new home. It’s just a regular coffee!’
‘Oh, I don’t think we have those here.’’