Just wait till the environmentalist wackos get ahold of this idea. I can hear the screaming already.
Mother Jones will start writing articles about people who have microwaves coming out of their faucets.
In a Tommy Chong voice:
“Like, I was washing my arugula one day, and like, it just started cooking right there in the sink, it was getting zapped man! Yeah, dude! I’ve been getting so many headaches from the stray microwaves coming up out of my outhouse, that I had to like, cover the whole inside of my earth-ship home with aluminum foil to protect myself, bro!”