Why? Are there a lot of witches in the Energy Dept.?
Let’s dump them all in the Potomac and see if they float.
Who else but witches could conjure up the spell that holds people in thrall to Global Warming? Who else but witches could do the voodoo economics that show the nation benefits by tearing down perfectly good power plants and replacing them with unreliable windmills?
Yes, the DOE must be full of witches. I hope Trump is serious and also goes after the wizards and warlocks there as well.
Yes. Gaia worshipping witches.