[tumblindice]

Whenever I’m unlucky enough to hear Bruce butchering `Santa Clause, I think of Ethel Merman covering Zeppelin’s `Whole Lotta Love’.
But she nails the insectile droning: `You need cool air nyahhhhhhhh! back to school air nyaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~’

[wardaddy]

I hate Bruce too

I would like Nebraska if I knew it wasn’t him