[shibumi]

"Which worthless “would you like to supersize that” low IQ major is this dunce pursuing?"

Asexual Interpretive Dance.
With minors in Spirit Cooking and Luciferian Studies.

[Da Coyote]

Now, those are excellent replies.

And, to make one even more nauseous, think about the idiot calling him/her-itself a “professor” teaching that poor dork.

And think that a university faculty has lowered its academic standards to such a state that the cretin could teach there.