you do not need to have sex with everything with 2.5 legs. and you can learn what days sex won’t result in babies, too
just saying that your essay does not engender a great deal of sympathy, albeit it does sound like some of the “men” you’ve been bedding are deserving of you (and vice-versa)
Q: What do they call a woman who depends on the Rhythm Method of birth control?
A: Mama