I'd say the list to follow was pretty impressive, actually. This sentence should probably be snipped and place in the Stupid file.
Carson and Palin seem naturals for the positions they've been linked with in the text. The first job of either Christie or Giuliani, assuming it's one of them, will be to clear the DOJ of the ward-heelers and throne-kissers who have turned the administration of justice at the higher levels of government such a travesty. Comey goes. In fact, I'll deal with him personally should I be named to the office of Inquisitor and Chief Executioner as I've requested. It may cost a bundle to put a guillotine in the town square of every village in the country but we can do it. It's for the children. Although we'll have to use really little guillotines for the children...
“...office of Inquisitor and Chief Executioner...”
LOL, that would be an awesome position.
I would like to nominate Michael Savage as White House Press Secretary, or US Ambassador to the United Kingdom.