Now that's funny!
Goes to show, always assume your email will be broadcast on the evening news.
What can I say?
"There's something about a train, that's magic."
"All aboard, America!"
Or chain VPNs, use TOR, pay cash for burner phones with removable batteries, only have throwaway emails, use unique random character passwords, stay off social media, never register credit cards online, and only use wifi when you have access to a public hotspot and the laptop you bought on Craigslist with cash.
But maybe I’m just being paranoid