But first buy garlic cloves.
Garlic is an old wives tale and is only effective for vampires - eye of newt mixed in correct proportion with liverwort and hens-tooth make a deadly potion for warding off Illuminati females.
When approached by one of these creatures swallow the potion and the creature will have no power over you. Else you will fall under their spells and become an unspeakable creature of the most foul sort. Not to mention stinky.