The Religion of No Fun.
DANG!
Oh no!!!!!
Now the Islamic terrorists are gonna try to kill Pokemon!!!!!
The Religion of No Fun.
I do not know if that is quite accurate. Looting, pillaging, conquering, raping, then heaven with 72 virgins/raisins, whatever...
Not fun?
Abbas Shuman, deputy head of Egypt’s Al-Azhar Islamic institution asks: “Will we find some lunatics walk into mosques, churches, prisons and military units in search of the missing [Pokémon]?” The answer is evidently yes. “In Cairo, ‘Pokéstops,’ where you can gather more ‘supplies’ for the game, have been found in mosques, in churches, and even inside newsrooms.”
So what would these clerics suggest instead? I know: Mufti-Go – where Islamists download an App which they then use to trace the routes of Muhammad. Along the way they will come across many virtual Muftis who one must catch. Once caught, the virtual cleric will issue a single lesson to the player in the proper ways of jihad, the correct method of takfir, etc.
MUFTI-GO! Excellent! But don’t give the enemy ideas they can use against us!