I suspect that it is at Wisconsin Dells, which is North of Madistan, which is the home of these goofballs.
Nah, there’s a “Noah’s Ark” waterpark at the Dells, but this is a different, Biblical theme-park in Kentucky.
“Ark Encounter features a full-size Noah’s Ark, built according to the dimensions given in the Bible. Spanning 510 feet long, 85 feet wide, and 51 feet high, this modern engineering marvel amazes visitors young and old. Ark Encounter is situated in the beautiful Williamstown, Kentucky, halfway between Cincinnati and Lexington on I-75. From the moment you turn the corner and the towering Ark comes into view, to the friendly animals in the zoo, to the jaw-dropping exhibits inside the Ark, you’ll experience the pages of the Bible like never before.” arkencounter.com