[Impala64ssa]

She’s so fat that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
So fat, I had to take train and 2 busses to get on her good side
When it rains she uses the Mass Turnpike as a slip n slide
She sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight
When she goes to a restaurant they give her an estimate instead of a menu

[dfwgator]

When she gets a menu, she says, “Ok!”

[bankwalker]

Had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.