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To: dfwgator
She’s so fat that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
So fat, I had to take train and 2 busses to get on her good side
When it rains she uses the Mass Turnpike as a slip n slide
She sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight
When she goes to a restaurant they give her an estimate instead of a menu
21 posted on 07/09/2016 11:47:01 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Impala64ssa

When she gets a menu, she says, “Ok!”


22 posted on 07/09/2016 11:47:36 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Impala64ssa

Had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.


25 posted on 07/09/2016 11:54:10 AM PDT by bankwalker (Does a fish know that it's wet?)
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