[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Did you hear about the new Italian Tire Company. The tires are so good that:

Dago thru mud.
Dago thru rain.
Dago thru snow.
and when dago flat dago wap wap wap wap.

[redfreedom]

I learned while in the Army Italians hated helicopters.

One reason was the noise the main rotor made: Wop wop wop wop wop wop.

But then, if you get close to the tail rotor, it’s going Guinea guinea guinea guinea guinea guinea.