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Ten Million Ketchup Vanities
lafroste ^ | 6/1/2016 | lafroste

Posted on 06/01/2016 10:08:05 AM PDT by lafroste

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To: lafroste

It isn’t hard to make your own. I start with tomato paste. Add vinegar, spices, honey to taste.


21 posted on 06/01/2016 10:18:18 AM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Haiku:

LOL is pronounced “lull”
In my horrible haikus
because I’m lazy


22 posted on 06/01/2016 10:20:13 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: lafroste

unrelated:
https://youtu.be/5XP5RP6OEJI


23 posted on 06/01/2016 10:20:33 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: lafroste

OMG! 4 grams of sugar! On a burger! Not FOUR GRAMS of powdery evil! And a bun adds 3 grams more! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


24 posted on 06/01/2016 10:21:07 AM PDT by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of infants, ruled by their emotion)
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To: lafroste

Your first sin was putting ketchup on a burger, must be a yankee.


25 posted on 06/01/2016 10:21:32 AM PDT by eastforker (The only time you can be satisfied is when your all Trump.)
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To: Former Proud Canadian
Yes, it’s called mustard.

Only kind of ketchup I would ever use on a burger or a hot dog.

26 posted on 06/01/2016 10:21:46 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte ('''Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small''~ Theodore Dalrymple)
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To: Yossarian

Haiku:

I’d eat a horse’s face
Before putting in my mouth
Anything that’s “Heinz”


27 posted on 06/01/2016 10:21:53 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: Rio

That sounds pretty good. Do you have a recipe?


28 posted on 06/01/2016 10:24:05 AM PDT by lafroste
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To: T-Bone Texan

A fair lady said
I’ll ketchup with you later
I will relish that


29 posted on 06/01/2016 10:24:17 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Signalman

Or make your own, like they did in the “old days”.


30 posted on 06/01/2016 10:24:18 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: lafroste

e-do no a-me
na-n kech-appu no-n-da
ho-to-to-gi-su

(Translated)

how many gallons of
ketchup did you drink,
cuckoo?


31 posted on 06/01/2016 10:26:14 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: lafroste

A 15-gram serving of ketchup has 3 g of added sugar, and 2 g of sugar from the tomatoes themselves.


32 posted on 06/01/2016 10:26:46 AM PDT by dangus
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To: lafroste

I now make my own. So much better:

BALSAMIC KETCHUP

28 oz. canned tomatoes, peeled and seeded
1/8 cup tomato paste
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 medium onion, finely diced
2 cloves garlic, finely diced
5 tablespoons Balsamic vinegar
5 tablespoons brown sugar
½ teaspoon ground ginger
½ teaspoon mustard powder
¼ teaspoon cinnamon
¼ teaspoon allspice
Pinch ground cloves
3 tablespoons honey
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper

Put the tomatoes to a food processor and process until smooth. Strain, pressing against the solids with a wooden spoon to extract as much pulp and juice as possible.

Heat the remaining 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a medium saucepan over medium heat until almost smoking, and saute the onion and garlic until translucent. Add the tomato puree, balsamic vinegar, brown sugar, cinnamon, allspice, cloves, and honey, and season with salt and pepper. Continue cooking, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until thick, about 20 minutes. May be refrigerated, covered, up to 2 days.


33 posted on 06/01/2016 10:31:40 AM PDT by earglasses (I was blind, and now I hear...)
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To: lafroste

Suggestion:

Take ground beef, break up and cook in pan.

Mix in a quantity of your favorite chunky (and spicy) salsa.

Cook off the excess liquid.

Place on a bun with a slice of sharp cheddar, with some Fritos on the side.

Enjoy your ‘sloppy Tex’...


34 posted on 06/01/2016 10:31:47 AM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Yes. HE looks like eats puts ketchup on his hotdogs.


35 posted on 06/01/2016 10:32:04 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: lafroste

Ketchup on a cheeseburger? Good lord, man, that’s what fries are for. Get thee to the mustard aisle.


36 posted on 06/01/2016 10:33:44 AM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: dangus

Fifteen gram serving
Three grams of added sugar,
two from tomatoes


37 posted on 06/01/2016 10:35:39 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Former Proud Canadian

When I lived in Canada, I picked up the taste for putting malt vinegar on my fries instead of ketchup. Still prefer it that way.


38 posted on 06/01/2016 10:37:49 AM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: lafroste

If you want to avoid a nice sweet Ketchup, Canadian Heinz has sugar as the second ingredient instead of vinegar, as it is in the US. We notice this about 35 years ago, when we drove over to Windsor for the afternoon. We preferred the sweeter stuff.


39 posted on 06/01/2016 10:39:32 AM PDT by stayathomemom ( Read Shadow Men and The Progressive Virus by Dr. Anthony Napoleon)
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To: ObozoMustGo2012
ATK did a blind tasting of real sugar ketchups. Out of the four, Heinz was considered the best, just edging Hunt's in taste, but was around $2 more/bottle.

I try to avoid Heinz, at least until John Kerry's second wife's first husband's trust fund proceeds go back to the Heinz "kids".

40 posted on 06/01/2016 10:40:45 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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