New York City Lets You Choose From 31 Different Gender Identities

The Daily Caller ^ | May 24, 2016 | Peter Hasson

[bgill]

Today, I identify as a ie%8s wntian from the planet She#oei43w. Which box do I check?

[Crucial]

Reminds me never to go north of the Mason-Dixon line...

[oldtech]

This sounds as sick as their city government.

[TheNext]

Missed one ...

Dicaprio Bear Romp

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re “gender fluid”. Since NY is becoming as sicko as San Francisco, let’s see if my understanding of this term is correct.

“If you are ‘gender fluid’, it means that you can pee standing up at a urinal (sex irrelevant) or sit down on a toilet, or just squat in the bushes”. It’s all about “fluid” stupid, not the gender.

I know that what I have written is crazy but so is this multi-gender concept and NYC’s Human Rights Commission.

They should all be flushed down the toilet of Political Correctness.

[hoagy62]

I just KNEW there was a Baskin-Robbins joke in there!!

[csivils]

I have put some thought into this, and they don't go far enough. Gender self-identification is just one of many characteristics with a historical role in mating and marriage as well as being a significant part of how people shape their perception of themselves.

The left has decided that there can be no debate about how a person self-identifies and now has the force of law that it is hateful if others do not agree... with monetary damages! It is time for us to fully realize the new opportunities that are available:

* Royalsexual - You identify as royalty and everyone must refer to you as Majesty or Eminence. You do not date peasants... or even really associate with them. Common folk should bow before you or denigrate your standing and self-esteem.

* Christiansexual - Your Christian heritage plays a significant role in your self-identification, others must refer to you as brother/sister/saint depending upon your denomination. You may not be unequally yolked. The state must keep separate since you are part of the church. Just leave us alone!

* Trekiesexual - You were born in the wrong century, others must address you in klingon and laws must make exceptions for traditional klingon activities.

* Trumpasexual - You self-identify as a billionaire with distinctive hair, others may not address you, only grovel before you or get the zot.

Any objections to these categories, or any other that you desire are hateful and damaging. It is pure liberal privilege to think that a list made by leftist elites could possibly reflect the full spectrum of sexual identification that should be tolerated and even celebrated. If the other side believes that we cannot go back, then the only way out of our current situation is forward! Dig deep, find your own self-identification, then most importantly... be a victim and sue any liberals who object!

[i_robot73]

How ‘bout: Male, Female, Fruit-Loop (strictly CA?) /s

[AFreeBird]

I’m actually surprised no one thought of it earlier. I mean you got to be pretty quick around here. And 34 posts isn’t quick.

Yea!

[oldasrocks]

It will soon be simplified to Comrade.

[AFreeBird]

It will cost them.

[ronnie raygun]

We need to persuade the people who make up this shi#

[Jamestown1630]

Well, for one: even ‘questioning’ is a gender-identity, now...

-JT

[USMCPOP]

The local Stiffy Lube has a $10 off coupon for changing your Gender Fluid.

[HomerBohn]

‘Pervert’ covers a multitude of sins.

[Celerity]

Let me clear things up.

Male.
Female.
Ridiculous.

Those are the 3 genders.

[hal ogen]

Lunatic covers them all.