[deoetdoctrinae]

I keep walking until no one eats grits. At that point I figure I've made it north.

[GOYAKLA]

Who in their right mind, wants to go North?
Especially if there is no grits.
In Indiana,1957, I ordered 2 eggs. bacon, and grits. Then overheard Waitress ask the Cook, “What the Hell is grits?”.
My Yankee Mom, Tried to serve my Rebel Dad something called Hominy,. Said it was the same. T’wasn’t!
/Humor?