-PJ
Posted on 05/11/2016 10:42:25 AM PDT by Jim W N
We’re at ringside folks and this should be a good one. Hillary’s backers assumed she’d take the crown without a fight, but Trump has other ideas. The Clinton Team is used to delivering hits without their opponents laying a glove on them. But they have never seen the likes of Donald Trump and his “Bum of the Month Club” where he has beaten sixteen rivals in the last nine months. He looks fresh. He looks ready. Against Hillary, he says he will “Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Her hands can’t hit what her eyes can’t see.”
The fighters have come into the ring, Trump wearing his usual business suit and Hillary is wearing some sort of large coat with oversized pockets. Looks a little like Captain Kangaroo. Oh well, maybe she think this can help her.
Great anticipation ringside as Round One is about to begin. Here’s the bell…
Round One
Trump comes out, takes a swing at Hillary, says she is playing the women’s card, then feints back, almost inviting her to take a swing. Hillary swings and says Trump attacks women. They’re dancing around the ring. Hillary screeches which startles the crowd but apparently doesn’t bother Trump. They’re moving, moving. Trump moves in. Trump scores a combination of direct hits calling Hillary a “nasty, mean enabler” of her women-abusing husband and “she treated these women horribly” and “some of these women were destroyed, not by [Bill Clinton] but by the way Hillary treated them after it went down.”
Hillary looks dazed. There’s the bell. Round One over. Give Round One to Trump. Hillary looks shaken.
The DNC and MSM who are in Hillary’s corner, are working on the shaken contender and the DNC is heard telling Hillary to take a shot at Donald’s midsection calling him “Dangerous Donald.” We’ll see if she tries that.
Round Two coming up.
I’m betting in round two, Hillary takes a nap.
Good stuff!
“Hillary screeches which startles the crowd but apparently doesn’t bother Trump.”
Sure she doesn’t bark?
Lolololol The Dangerous Donald moniker fell way short in the first few days. Haven’t heard her use it all in the past week or so. Course she has her hands full with Bernie!
Maybe she lacks the multi-tasking gene real women have?
The problem: except for her azz and cankles, Hitlary is NO heavyweight.
Shes a worthless liberal POS that would be nothing without Bill propping her up all her adult life.
Round 1, Trump comes out like Mike Tyson and knocks her out.
The rest is just entertainment for the media.
As Trump heads back to his corner after the bell sounds, he gets hit by his own cut man, Paul Ryan. Never seen anything like this, folks! Ring girl Elizabeth Warren comes out, oh ladies and gentlemen, didn’t think this could get any worse...
The mental pictures your post projects bring a smile to my face.
I wouldn’t bet against that.
Me too. I guess I’m inspired.
I still love to see the good guys beat the bad guys even if this bad guy “might” be a girl.
I’m thinking of re-posting the whole thing with an added new round every time there’s a new round of exchanges. Hoping it will bring more smiles to more faces.
:)
I see a woman or Latino as Trumps pick (notice we cater to their sexism and racism while calling us Racists.)
Trump might have to pick an establishment GOP person to settle their anxiety. That would be a mistake for a number of reasons.
Then we have crooked Hillary that could ask her husband Bill for VP. Which I have a feeling the GOP establishment would go along with.
-PJ
Nice to dream, but it’s likely Obama will step in at some point and throw some left wing despotism techniques on Trump.
I would not be surprised if Trump doesn’t end up campaigning from a cage at Gitmo.
-PJ
I’m looking for very possible Reagan redo where Trump has a good-to-great presidency and Trump’s VP, like Bush Sr., goes in on his coattails and continues the mission.
It’s gotta be somebody who eight years from now can walk into the WH with a will and a determination to cut government substantially and put it back into it’s constitutional cage.
Trump should be thinking like that.
Good one! I’m bookmarking this :D
I see Trump in the category of Winston Churchill which was also bully at the right time.
Trump is a “bully” against the Leftist bullies and their bully politically correct bulls#*t.
Does his beautiful family think he’s a bully? Do those that know him, his friends, call him a “bully”?
No, they say he’s kind and generous, but he also means business and means what he says.
That’s not a bully that’s a man of integrity.
He’ll also respond in kind to those who attack him. That’s called self defense, something these corrupt politicians and Leftists are not use to from the Right. It’s about time.
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