Why do they lie, Bill Nye,
While selling us their pie in the sky?
For decades they've made their predictions,
With garbage in, garbage out calculations.
Model after model, it doesn't compute,
The 'geniuses' think they're very cute.
They've taken millions in payment,
And are walking around without raiment.
If I tell them they're naked as a jaybird,
Their ears are closed and nothing is heard.
So now there's talk of putting me in jail,
I'm telling you now that'll be a cold day in hell!
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