And there is absolutely no truth to any rumors that Cruz was a member of NAMBLA, the KKK, and the Teletubbies as a younger man. We should all ensure that everyone is aware of this rumor, and that it is completely untrue. Cruz should probably come out as soon as possible and deny it, because if he doesn’t, everyone will know it is true.
Also the Zodiac Killer and the frontman of Stryper. (The pictures of the latter are hysterical.)
I learned this from my teenagers who visit Facebook.
I heard something about Cruz fornicating with rats. Is this true???!?!?!?!?