You have a lizard-like appearance, but technically aren’t you an Amphibian?
So, do you guys use musical instruments in church?
(Just trying to lighten things up. It’s a tough crowd.)
Don’t laugh.
Many years ago, when “church shopping”, I went to one that said “Church of God: Non Instrumental.
I thought it was something to do with a particular creed or doctrine.
Nope.
They simply did not allow instruments to played during songs.
It was a bit of doctrinal expectations letdown.
It was also a “part time church”, and services were held in a funeral home.
Never went back.