Sorry Grandpa, The National Enquirer has been spot on concerning sleazy politicians and their affairs.
I ain’t your grandpa, little one, and this ain’t my first rodeo.
I didn’t say it was true, I didn’t say it was false.
NE does put out “true” statements like I have described, that mean nothing and go nowhere. They do it so people will buy their yellow journalism, and every now and then, even a blind squirrel will find a nut.
According to NE everyone in the spotlight has had an “affair”.
Sometimes it is true, usually, it is not.